Category Archives: Funny stuff

المغامر النمساوي يبدأ رحلة الصعود للقفزة التاريخية

بدأ المغامر النمساوي فيليكس بومغارتنر رحلة صعوده إلى الفضاء الخارجي تمهيداً للقفزة التاريخية المنتظرة، التي تنقلها على الهواء مباشرة قناة mbc action التي تملك الحقوق الحصرية لنقلها في الشرق الأوسط وشمال إفريقيا. وهذه الخطوة الجريئة ستخلد اسم فيليكس في التاريخ بتحقيقه الرقم القياسي في السقوط الحر، وتحطيم القواعد الفيزيائية وكسر حاجز الصوت بجسده فقط ودون محركات. وسيرتدي بومغارتنر بدلة خاصة للقيام بهذه المهمة الخطيرة، التي سيسعى فيها إلى كسر حاجز الصوت بجسده وهو ما يحدث لأول مرة في التاريخ.

المصدر:  العربية.

The Musical Building: The Neustadt Kunsth of passage

Not only is this beautiful, but it also plays music when it rains.

The Neustadt Kunsthofpassage, is an artsy neighborhood in Dresden, Germany. Somebody had the genius idea to cover one wall with funnels and gutters shaped like musical instruments that capture water as it runs off the building into this elaborate drainage system.

Apparently this is in Dresden’s student district…Can you imagine the noise during a thunderstorm?

Source: Anybody Somebody Nobody.

مشروع رائع لمصورة برازيلية تستخدم فيه الأغذية بطريقة فكاهية كأدوات لتحسين الحالة المزاجية

Human Brain Analysis (Men Vs Women – A Must Read)


1. MULTI-TASKING
Women: Multiple process
Women’s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men: Single Process
Men’s brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men cannot watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. They stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems.

Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems.

That’s why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Men’s brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they cannot understand it.

Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING
While driving a car, man’s analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly.

Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/speed. Man’s single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.

Women’s super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this.

Women easily lie to men face to face.So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time.

If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc…

Women want relationship, friends, family, etc…

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work.

If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech.

Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking.

Men act a lot without thinking

Michael Bay confirms Transformers 4, replacing entire human cast

Ready or not, here comes Transformers 4. The Huffington Post reports that Transformers directory Michael Bay has signed a contract with Paramount Pictures to extend the money-minting movie franchise. Yeah, we know. Most everyone says the movies are terrible, with the exception of some eye-popping (yet very overdone) CGI.

It’s hard to blame Paramount or Bay for going back to the well for more Autobot love. After all, the movies gross hundreds of millions of dollars, which makes us think that at least some of you are ponying up at the local movie theater.

As for Shia LaBeouf and the rest of the Transformers cast, word is that they will not be back for movie number four. But you can bet that Bumblebee, Optimus and the remaining cast of bad guys will be back. Bay claims the movie will hit the big screen on June 29, 2014, but there is no script at this point. Many will no doubt debate that there will be no script on June 30, 2014, either.

source: autoblog

Very Weird Shoes

Here’s a very strange and weird collection of shoes and foot wear that Zoki found on weirdspy.

Hope you get astonished 🙂

 

Leave a weird comment if you like it. ENJOY

source:weirdspy

Talk a walk in your mind

Here’s a simple but very effective way to memorise a number of items in order, without writing them down. The ancient Greeks invented this technique so they could remember their public speeches and it’s officially known as the Loci System.

The idea:

All you need is a journey or a route you already know well. Then by mentally linking the items you want to remember to points along the route, you’ll be able to recall them not just in the original order, but backwards too.

Here’s how to do it:

Step One

Decide on the route you’re going to use. It should have as many stop-off points as there are items on your list. It could be a walk you take every day, or just a mental journey around your house, room by room. The key is you need to know it very well.

Step Two

What’s your first landmark (or room)? Let’s say it’s your front door.

Step Three

What’s the first item you’d like to remember? Let’s say it’s vegetarian sausages.

Step Four

Now – and here’s the key – use your imagination to link an image of sausages, to your front door. You might think of the door as being totally covered in sausages, including the handle which squidges in your hand as you open the door …. Or perhaps there are giant sausages swinging from the ceiling that bash into you as you try to get out. Whatever image you choose make it UNFORGETTABLE. Crazy, action-packed and full of noise and maybe even smells.

Step Five

Now repeat step 4 for your next item, at the next location.

Step Six

And do this again and again until you’ve created images for everything on your list.

Step Seven

Now test yourself! Take yourself back to the beginning of your route and think of your first location: your front door. And what item do you see there? (Correct answer: sausages. Easy!)

Step Eight

Recall all your items in order … and you’ll never need a shopping list again.

Advantages of this system:

Even if you forget one of the items, you can skip onto the next one no problem.

Use this technique for:

  • Remembering what to get at the shops.
  • Memorising a to-do list you think up while you’re on the running machine at the gym.
  • Memorising key points you want to make when you’re giving a talk or a presentation (the Ancient Greeks invented this system, and used it for exactly this).
  • Remembering lists for revision – for example the abiotic factors in biology that limit a species’ success.

Transform your humble memory route into a ‘Memory Palace’ by progressively adding in more and more memorable landmarks along the way.

source:bbc

أطرف تعليقات للشعب المصري لسنة 2011

ظهرت على الفيسبوك، فكرة الأفضل، فاختار النشطاء مواقف وشخصيات وتعليقات شهيرة، علقت في أذهان المصريين على مدى العام الذي أوشك على الانتهاء، ومنحوهم لقب الأفضل..

– ”أفضل رجل لـ عام 2011 .. الراجل اللي ورا عمر سليمان”

– ”أفضل حركة سياسية ظهرت في عام 2011 .. حركة ”كفاية” بقى خربتوا البلد ”

– ” أفضل مؤثرات صوتية .. تامر بتاع غمرة “

– ” أفضل سيناريو .. سيناريو الانفلات الأمني “

– ” افضل محلل استراتيجي .. عمرو مصطفى “

– ” أعلى مرتبة شهيد .. الشهيد الحي، شهيد السويس مرشح مجلس الشعب “

– ” أفضل معلومة .. شهداء 25 يناير ماتوا في أحداث يناير “

– ” سؤال عام 2011 .. من أنتم؟؟ .. وتوفى القذافى بدون الحصول على الإجابة للأسف “

– ” الفيلم الذي أثبت أن اقتصاد بلدنا لسه بخير .. فيلم “شارع الهرم” “

– ” المرأة التي هزت عرض مصر .. علياء المهدي “

– ” أفضل شيئ الذي يركبه الجميع للقضاء على الثورة .. عجلة الانتاج “

– ” أكبر تغيير حدث في مصر .. تغيير أرقام الموبايل “

– ” أفضل أغنية اتغنت لشباب الثورة .. ياريت سنك يزيد سنتين عشان سنك كده صغير “

– ” أفضل تعليق .. جدع يا باشا “

– ” الكتاب الذي مات بعدد فصوله بني آدمين .. كتاب “وصف مصر”

– وأخيرًا منح أهل الفيس بوك لقب “أفضل عيون” لعيون الشاب الدكتور “أحمد حرارة “

source:Masrawy